Thursday, July 12, 2018

ROMAN URDU SHER

Milta he nahi tum jaisa koi aor is duniya mein ,,
Khuda ne sirf aik he banaya aor wo bhi kisi aor k liye,,



ROMAN URDU SAD SHER

Phir nahin bastey wo dil jo ik baar ujar jatey hain ,,
Qabreyn kitni bhi sanwaaro un mein ronaq nahin ati ,,

ROMAN URDU SAD SHER

Wo mila bhi tu faqat Khuda k darbaar mein ,,
Ab tum he batao ibadat kartey ya mohabat kartey ,,


Monday, July 9, 2018

ACHI BAAT

5 Aurteyn janat mein nahin jaa sakti,,

  1. baal khol k chalney wali
  2. her waqt mout maangney wali
  3. bila zarorat ghar se nikalney wali
  4. shahor se larney wali
  5. ziada cheekhney chilaaney wali

ACHI BAAT

Paanch ahim baateyn..

  1. sachi mohabat sirf maa karti hai
  2. izat sirf paisey ki hai insan ki nahin
  3. jis ko jitna chaaho gay wo utna he ziada dard dey ga
  4. jaisa boo gay wesaa kaato gay
  5. apna apna kaheney waley aksar chor jatey hain

BEST SHER

Khat jo likha insaniyat k patey per,,

Dakiya he chal basa shehir dhondhatey dhondhatey,,

BEST SHER

Khat jo likha insaniyat k patey per,,

Dakiya he chal basa shehir dhondhatey dhondhatey,,

SAD SHER

Teri khushi k liye hum ne kiya kuch na kiya ,,

Tujhe aag pasand thi hum ne khud ko jala diya ,,

SHER

Kamal ka tanaa diya hai aj dil ne mujhe,,

Ager koi tera hai tu tujhe yad q nahin karta,,,


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JOKE

Doctor:      dawai hila hila k piya karo,,

Patient:    doctor sahab hilaaney wali baat tu theek hai lekin hilaaney se dawai zameen per gir jati hai aor phir zameen se chaattni parti hai,,

HIDAYAAT:

Dawai doctron ki hadayat k baghair istamal kareyn

JOKE

Kch larkiyon k brown baal dekh k lagta hai jesy thandhey salan pe tarri jami ho

JOKE

Aik sheikh 2 ghantey phone per baat karney k bad behosh ho giya,,

Q k wo packege lagaana bhool giya tha,,,

GHAZAL

Tanha ghar se bahir jana theek nahin ,,

Tum masoom ho aor zamana theek nahin ,,

Saaf dilon ko phir se maila ker deyn gi ,,

Ghuzri baaton ko duhraana theek nahin ,,

Aisi cheezeyn door achi lagti hain ,,

Chaand ko apne paas bulaana theek nahin

Rafta rafta tabeereyn bahey jayen gi ,,

Nam aankhon mein khawab sajana theek nahin ,,

Choor NAVEED in pathar dil insaano ko ,,

Apne dil ka haal sunaana theek nahin ,,

GHAZAL

Pojney se kabhi pathar KHUDA nahin hotey ,,

Wafaon k siley laazmi wafa nahin hotaey ,,

Wo mujh se meri mohabat ki gehraai pochta hai,,

Chashmay jitney bhi barey hun dariya nahin hotey,,

Her kisi k jalney ka andaz apna hai ,,

Parwaaney jitna bhi jaleyn diya nahin hotey,,

Tum jab bhi chalna apne pairon pe he chalna,,

Aj kal k log kisi ka asra nahin hotey ,,

Wo mujhey kaanta samajh k gira giya raahon mein,,

Usey nahin khabar kaantey kabhi phoolon se juda nahin hotey,,

BEST GHAZAL

Youn hosla dil ne haraa kab tha ,,

Bina zehir piye guzaraa kab tha,,


Kuch pal un ko aor dekh saktey ,,

Ashqon ko magar gawara kab tha,,

Hum khud he judai ka sabab they,,

Un ka he qasoor saraa kab tha,,

Ab aoron k sath hai tu kiya dukh ..

          Ay Zindagi

Pehley bhi koi humara kab tha,,

GHAZAL

SAD GHAZAL


Meri zindagi ko tamasha bana bana diya us ne,,

Bhari mehfil mein mujhe tanha bitha diya us ne,,

Aisi kiya thi nafrat us ko is masoom dil se,,

Khushian chura k gham thama diya us ne,,

Bahut naaz tha us ki wafa pe hum ko kabhi,,

Mujh ko meri he nazron mein gira diya us ne,,

Khud bewafa humari wafa ki kiya qadar karta,,

Anmol tha main khaak mein mila diya us ne,,

Wafa karna us ki fitrat mein shamil he ni,,

Hawa ka jhonka samajh ker bhula diya us ne,,